Behold, my latest theory – A woman’s world is fabricated and abstract. A man’s world is real.
Let me begin.
I am not the sort of person who would normally generalize. However, I DO state my claims based on personal statistics judging by how much experience I have with the matter, and the number of times I notice it. So here are my views.
Women love fairy tales.
It’s true! Classic tales such as Cinderella and Snow White are the most responsible for giving women the allure and desires into being given special treatment by men to feel good about themselves. So, even when she is living an average lifestyle, a woman would (consciously or sub-consciously) arrange her life in a way which suits the structure of her desired fairytale. Boyfriend becomes prince charming, house becomes the castle, thoughts of love, affection and tiers of emotion shuffle through a woman’s mind and beams out through her view as her perception of life. Slowly she weaves her life into form.
That’s how they keep themselves, happy, contented and self sufficient - By being in a fairytale. So, it is served as our righteous duties as men to keep them happy by being a part of their fairytale, and playing the role. I’m not saying women are delusional, they just love to think of life in that sense.
HOWEVER it WILL be a problem if men refuse to adapt and vehemently stand by their customary nature:
Being Realists
Guys indulge in the idea that nothing is more important that what is practical and practical only. To us, motivation might be just a buffer before reality slaps us in the face. We’re simple people with simple needs so fabricated stories of castles and kings don’t have much allure for us. (unless of course your gay, then you’d wanna be a princess)
But men should take into consideration serving reality to a woman might bear the possibility of shattering her completely, or having her leave you for a man who cares and wants to take the time to play the role. So do the right thing. Life isn’t all about food, soccer, music and beer. You need to proceed into great lengths to acquire what you need the most. Do yourself a favour and cook up something sweet for her.
It’ll keep you from killing people. You know what I’m talking about.
So hope I did a community service today by posting this. For those of you who wish to bombard me with comments like “that’s so ignorant and shallow” should consider putting my theories into practice and having the irony of it slowly materialize before them. I just state what I see.
The rest if up to you to figure out.
I’ve met someone. But yet to see if she’s genuine enough as a person. If she truly is, and if both our hands clap, I wouldn’t mind playing a role in her fairytale.
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