Procrastination. Some choose it as a way of living while others are simply too lazy to get off their bowling ball behind. It's similar to a lethal venom that is injected into your blood stream to slowly impair the limbs crippling the body altogether. Like how I am supposed to wait till tomorrow to post this! It would have never happened and I would have lost all the inspiration and crap. So how do we refrain from indulging into this horrible habit that will leave you with so much to do on Mondays? Which will eventually be next Monday's work till it all piles up like booty in a rap video?
7 BEST Antidotes For Procrastination
7.Poverty
If your cardboard roof, dishtowel blankets and worm-infested beard is a result of your laziness and bull-headed ways. You don't need drunk teenagers to beat you up at
6. Inspiration
Nothing says progress better than weaving into a fabric of your inspirational being. Except BEING the inspiration of course. But it is, nevertheless, A stepping platform into attaining your goals. When you have people you look up to and people who move you effortlessly, you will feel the urge to be on par or maybe better than your idols just to prove to your big fat ego that you can do it too. Can never just appreciate it from afar can we? Good!
5.Conscience
If brutal, sadistic, vile and inhumane mass murderer Charles Manson has it - you should have it! But what I mean here is conscience and awareness towards your responsibilities. It will automatically evoke fear of being a pathetic excuse for a child, or the boyfriend who always "forgets his wallet". Its humiliating and if you are human at all you will apprehend and realize that its time for you to get off that couch and put down that beer.
4.Desire
Nothing will ever drive you more to work than knowing that you'll get what you want at the end of the day. Pick something that you would simply love to have, dream of it then start finding ways of attaining it. These things are preferably material as it typically evoked the sense of need in us. That will keep you busy and deter you from logging on to "educational" sections of the internet and waxing your carrot.
3.Compulsion
If the above still doesn't work for you. Then your probably an ignoranus who needs a foot up your ass to start working. Put yourself in a life and death situation where working and progress is the ONLY means of survival. Take huge loans. Buy properties and pay for them in installments. That way you'll HAVE to work. Or you'll end up at number 7.
2.Inferior Complex/Peer Pressure
Why do I combine these 2? Most of us are greatly affected by how many perceive us to be and how everyone thinks of us. But who in that group of judgmental hogs affects you more than anyone else? Your friends. Watching your friends succeed in the corporate world and pass you while you are still nailed to the grounds of an industrial company fixing batteries on faulty Duracell bunnies should get you thinking. At least I hope it doesn't stray and leads towards killing, robbing followed by raping his sister after injecting her with heroin. Hahaha
1. Failure
Well by now you should all have heard the typical quote - "if you fail to plan, you plan to fail"
Failure is the BEST antidote for procrastination. It combines all 6 of the above mentioned yet having an effect almost 10 times its magnitude! Fail and you'll know you haven't been working hard enough. So if you fail, remember it makes you wiser. And gives your friends different things to laugh at you about.
Thats how I see it.
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