-FUZZ- I spent 90% of my money on women and drinks. The rest I wasted says:
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Empress of
-FUZZ- I spent 90% of my money on women and drinks. The rest I wasted says:
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Empress of
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-FUZZ- I spent 90% of my money on women and drinks. The rest I
wasted says:
Empress of
I reckon Adora was rather annoyed by my satire. Sigh. Girls are just so uptight sometimes.
The Assholes
Much to our sadness, the male gender has been struck with a bevy of assertions implying the ignorance and insensitivity in our nature of life. And I can’t possibly agree more to the assertions. It’s true. We ARE assholes.
However, it’s only because of the fact that it’s a primeval instinct which can only be completely wiped off if we either become gay, or die.
One of the main reasons why we are ascribed as assholes is because we prioritize sex.
As the active and productive party in reproduction it is only nature’s course to have us being more thrilled about sex. We make lewd comments every time a hot girl walks by, we have to talk about it at least 10 times a day, and in MOST cases, we’ll be the ones working our way to get it instead of the other way round. It’s astounding if you notice the extend some guys will go to just to get laid. Singing RnB tunes, buying flowers, taking her out for dinner, and LISTENING. Sleeping with girls is, in fact, considered an achievement!
So in this case, ladies, why not consider the more optimistic and amicable way of perceiving things by thinking of yourselves as “The Prize”? Appreciated, cherished, loved, and of immeasurable value.
Now tell me. Would an asshole succumb to such a caring behavior? Whatever it takes to win the prize- YES!
Another reason why we’re branded as an insensitive intolerant group of pigs is plain simple. EGO and SUPERIORITY COMPLEX
Haven’t I mentioned the innate instinct that is sewn within our souls as men? The dominant species will naturally incline towards feeling superior. That doesn’t necessarily mean we are, we just feel like it. And in most cases the provider of a family is a male. So being raised in a household which gives such an idea will remain in us as a result of an upbringing.
That’s why we don’t need a girlfriend to tell us we look good or to say nice things to make us feel good about ourselves. We’re so full of it! And we share our gift by complimenting GIRLS. To make THEM feel good about themselves.
Because they simply need it.
Yes we’re assholes. But the world wouldn’t be straight if we weren’t.
The Liars
Gosh. Where do I start? I often ask that question when something gets to a point where there’s too much to say and everything I want to say bears similar magnitude. And what exactly about girl is it that gives me the impression that they are being false and pretentious?
From the make up, the push up bras, the heels to their own clique of more pretentious and hypocritical beings they call their “girlfriends”. Your eyes don’t look that nice. Your lips aren’t their real colour and your boobs aren’t supposed to stick out as perky! You’re fooling everyone with your deceptive advertising. This works like a charm I must admit. I’ve fallen for a fair share of lies.
I love them just the way they are. Lie all you want. I’ll just shrug it off, pat you on the head and go “right, sure you love me”.
SO. What sort of conclusion do you expect to derive from all this? Well as cliche as it always sounds we should learn to appreciate each other regardless of our flaws. As long as what your doing fulfills the needs of both parties then I say go for it.
For this world is as selfish as it is.
I don't want a part in being pretentious.
Thats why I'm sailing alone for a looooooooong time.
FUZZ
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