It’s been 2 weeks and I’ve been greeted with a series of events that had sent me spiraling into a kaleidoscope of emotions which momentarily left my spirit plummeting into the depths of despair.
Every revelation never fails to either leave me flabbergasted in disbelief, or whimpering in searing pain of dealing with reality. The only source of motivation which keeps me going is CHOICE.
I choose to be happy.
I choose to take it as a milestone which marks a significant change in my life.
And I choose to take a road with fewer sorrows lined up.
Choice is the only avenue I choose to harp on the slightest hope that all that’s happening are blessings in disguises.
Hope, though false, is better than no hope at all.
Wooh! Glad I got THAT out of my system. For the people who have read and went
“Fuzz what the fuck did you just blabber about la?”
Relax. I can’t possibly be more of an insane person than I already am and all I need is an avenue to vent out the emo inside me before I proceed with my life. (Or often self referred to as “The Show”)
Few funny things that happened to or around me which I only shall elucidate briefly due to my growing need to sleep.
Told by a Boyfriend to “Stay away from my girl”
For starters that pathetic excuse of a man should have opted for a better method of confrontation instead of being “Sergeant Gaylord” and msging me on Friendster! His exact words I quote “Stay away from *blabla* ……there are many bitches out there”
And what if I choose not to? What are you gonna do next? Get your mommy to call me?
Seriously dude nobody tells me who I can or cannot talk to so spend less time on gay shirts and mascara and start being a boyfriend! But if she still calls me then its clear she wants a MAN friend. :-P
Tag Team Partner afflicted with genital infection
Poor dude hooked up with a burner and didn’t wear his glove thus resulting in unwanted afflictions which caused so much physical pain that it makes you REPENT! Symptoms showed signs of hernia as he was hobbling down the walkway with his face pale and his legs wide open. But thank heavens it was something less serious. However, if he went to the hospital a little later, the infection would have worsened and he could’ve lost one of his jewels!
Dammit. Was looking forward to bringing a midget to the hospital and saying “Your even half the man HE is” after the operation. Sigh.
Valentine’s Blind Date
I was planning on writing about our date in a shrill tone implying mockery before I even met you however after a night’s conversation, I couldn’t simply find it in me to make fun of you regardless of how freak show you may look. Your beauty is the beauty that lasts. The beauty of the heart. And you gave me chocolates!
But of course there’ll be no 2nd date.
DON’T judge me!
FUZZ
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