Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
If I could summarize the reason as to why I am in such a cantankerous mood into two words they would be – “Fucking Parade”.
I have never experienced anything even remotely as mentally taxing, physically debilitating and as brutal as organizing a parade. It’s far from hell. It’s DEATH. For those of you who don’t know I am currently busy being one of the head trainers for biggest event in the largest uniform organization in
If I shut up about it then you can infer that it wasn’t as big a success as I hoped it would be.
I promise to be happier next week as I have laid out various activities for me which shall continue my streak of awesomeness.
Just a little update to tell you guys to stay tuned. I leave you with a tune that reflects much on what is felt when I’m wallowing in the depths of emotions.
THE GREAT PRETENDER
Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh ooh)
Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh ooh)
My need is such
I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no-one can tell
Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh ooh)
Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh ooh)
I play the game
But to my real shame
You've left me to dream all alone
Too real is this feeling of make (make believe) believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal
Oh oh, yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh ooh)
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh ooh)
I seem to be what I'm not you see (ooh you see)
I'm wearing my heart like a clown
Pretend that you're still around
Yeah-eah, wooh hoo
Too real (real) when I feel (feel) what my heart can't conceal
Oh yes I'm the great pretender
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh ooh)
I seem to be what I'm not you see
I'm wearing my heart like a clown
Pretend that you're
Pretend that you're still around
Fuck what you all think. I LOVE Queen.
FUZZ
Sunday, March 30, 2008
I KNOW
I've been playing dumb, smiling and putting up a deceptive front but I KNOW.
All the things you said, all the things you did, all the things that you may think is history.....has only begun.
Your secrets were never safe with the person you trusted so dearly.
I FUCKING KNOW.
The both of you are DEAD to me.
I may forget but I will never forgive.
Although I had the last laugh, both of you don't deserve my time.
Now be deceased while I move on with triumph.
Your game is UP! I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Five Rules For Men
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
Can't believe I never told this earlier.
FUZZ
Friday, March 21, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Wise Men Still Stupid
"Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"
"Wait a moment," Socrates replied.
"Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three."
"Three?"
"That's right," Socrates continued.
"Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"Oh no," the man said,
"actually I just heard about it."
"All right," said Socrates.
"So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"
"No, on the contrary..."
"So," Socrates interrupted, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?"
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued. "You may still pass though, because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"
"Well it....no, not really..."
"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"
The man was defeated and ashamed.
This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why he never found out that Plato was having an affair with his wife.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Relative Delusions
All of us succumb to negative emotions once in a while regardless of how strong and secure we appear or profess to be. It’s how we assess ourselves from within that determines weather or not we are confident in handling the persistent obstacles in this long dance we call life.
The human mind is something I find incredibly remarkable. It possesses the ability to absorb a vast amount of information, masters the body’s physical movements, and not to mention ascribe intuition so much as to enable us to have these forceful surges called “feelings” or “moods”. This post is about something I realized for quite some time but never bothered to summon enough vim to put it up as food for thought for anyone.
You know how sometimes people refer to waking up on the “wrong side of the bed” as the start or cause of them having a bad day? Like how one minor unfavorable incident like that could unpleasantly affect the subsequent happenings for the rest of the day?
I am able to relate to that sort of thing everyday and it’s simply because I believe that it is solely attributed to something I call “Relative Delusion”.
Happy
Lame
Triumphant
Nothing beats the thrill of a power trip. When I hear the trainees or cadets answer me all at once with a resounding “Yes Sir!” when I’m up on the dais giving instructions in a parade rehearsal is simply orgasmic. I’m not gonna lie I LOVE being in control. But I’m not the only one unfortunately.
So, with that title ascribed to ourselves, we work with our heads up motivated and full spirited thriving on proving to everyone that we are indeed competent enough to overthrow a “legend” and make way for a new era.
Before I close this off and leave to join my family in Malacca for a holiday in a couple of hours, I would like to address an issue. I HAVE to at least mention it once or else it’ll be like having a white elephant in the living room and nobody says a thing.
May the police beat the living voodoo crap out of you for causing a massive traffic congestion at woodlands checkpoint EVERYDAY.
FUZZ